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A day in the life of... the Unreal Software user.
As each morning, I got up this morning to take a shower and have cookies for all-breakfast. After that, I went to yet another boring school day, which I could have done in five minutes, but it's good and I'm a nice person so I'll rate anyway without giving any proper reasons.
I had a test today! It was quite a hard one – the person sitting next to me had such a bad handwriting! It was sooo hard to copy! When handing it in, I told my teacher that I copied it and that he just shouldn't check it if he didn't like it, and otherwise give me an A. After that, the dean came in to tell us about our possibilities for studying. It's quite a hard choice: should I go to Cambridge? Or maybe Harvard? No – let's go to the MIT! There's so much to choose from when you only get perfect marks at school. And since everybody is rated perfectly, it has become sooo unoriginal to go to Harvard... But who cares about originality anyways?
When school was finally over, I went to look for a new car with my dad. All the cars in there were AWESOME!. Well except one of them, that was just a bad recolour without shadows. Oh and then there was that bad resize without pictures as well. The seller told us that those cars were the very safest in the world and drove extremely economic, but I didn't listen since they sucked anywas. The problem was that all the other cars were rated 5/5, so we couldn't make a decision.
Back at home, I decided to paint Mona Lisas and Rembrandts. I've been making quite a living with that, since nobody cares about copyright anyways and everybody finds my painting skills awesome. But some others have copied my idea so business is a bit low lately.
Being bored of that as well I decided to spam around at Unreal Software for a little to irritate DC. Oh I love it to see him getting pissed off by my crappy English and stupid questions. And when he gets sick of it and bans me, why don't I simply create a new account from my school pc and hack unrealsoftware.de?!
NOTE: THIS ISN'T MEANT TO OFFEND ALL THE 'NORMAL' UNREAL SOFTWARE USERS!!!
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